| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a dry, literary wit to everyday wear. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton with a relaxed fit and tubular construction, the shirt feels broken-in from the first wear and holds up through regular use. The front features a bold, antiqued-type headline that reads like a line from an old satirical pamphlet — subtle, clever, and slightly absurd. Wear it to readings, low-key nights out, or while lounging at home with a book and coffee; the soft, muted dye and sewn-in label keep the look quietly crafted rather than flashy.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting fit
– Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
– Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
– Available S–4XL (select partners) and in many colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean



















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